Funny Things To Say 42 Fun Ideas

  Fun Ideas

• Point into the sky and say “look a dead bird” and see how many look.

• Get in a taxi and tell them to “FOLLOW THAT CAR”and point to a parked car.

• Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, “HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?

• Go to an apple store with a banana and ask if you can upgrade to an apple.

• Write a note saying “sorry about the damage on your car” and put it on a random car.

• Go to a pet shop and ask for a cow.

• Go to a football game and hold up a sign that says “The guy behind me can’t see”

• In an elevator with many people in it, say “You may be wondering why I’ve gathered you here today”  

• Chase the ice cream truck until it stops for you. Then walk away.

• Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.  

• Tie a balloon to your back and run and scream ‘Its chasing me ..

• Yell out “hey you with the pants on” and see how many people turn around.

• Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say “Are we gonna kill him or what?”

• Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout “I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY”

• When your neighbor leaves chase after their car yelling,YOU FORGOT ME..

• Show people a picture of yourself and ask them if they have seen this person

• Buy a T.V and remote as same as your neighbors and go outside changing the channels.

• Go to a public bathroom stall and when someone comes in say, I’ve been expecting you…

• When someone says “Have a nice day” stare at them and say, Don’t tell me what to do.

• Go into the middle of a crowd and call out a random name and see who replies.

• When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.

• Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino’s.

• When someone says, “grab a seat” literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.

• Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

• Dress as a chicken, go to KFC and shout at people “YOU’RE EATING MY BABIES..

• Go to the movies with a spray bottle of water. Keep sneezing and spraying the person in front of you.

• Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell “PICK ME PICK ME”

• Put up a “Lost Dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.

• Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, “I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO.

• Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.

• Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream “I WAS SLEEPING” and run away.

• Place a walkie talkie in your mail box then when someone walks by scream.

• Find a grumpy person. Give them a Snickers and say, “You’re not you when you’re hungry” Walk away.

• Stay in the back of an elevator until a few people enter and say “I’ve Been Expecting You”

• Fill a bucket with bouncy balls and dump them down a stair well with people in it and yell, My BALLS.

• In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, “They’re onto us. We need to go.

• Glue coins to the ground and laugh as people try to pick them up.

• Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say “To infinity, and beyond”

• Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

• Buy a donut and complain that there’s a hole in it.

• Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.

• Hide in a wardrobe in a furniture store and when someone opens the door shout, welcome to Narnia

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