Sarcastic quotes about annoying people

Sarcastic quotes about annoying people

The most annoying person is one who annoys even when he is not around.

Silence is golden, especially if you know it's pissing the other person off..

What bothers me is when people don't know when to shut up.

People like you are the reason people like me need medication.

When certain people bring nothing but drama to the table.you know it's time to let them eat by themselves.

If I don't answer my phone the first time you call, calling 5 more times isn't going to make me answer.

Life would be easier if you could mark people as spam...

Once you start to dislike someone. Everything they do begins to annoy you.

Person who complains about others being annoying is just as annoying.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

No I don’t need anger management. You need to stop pissing me off.

I'm sorry for telling them that you're stupid. I didn't know it was a secret.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you’re busy interrupting.

I have no patience or time for people who wear their insecurities on their sleeves like badges of honor.

I like most people as long as they're not behind a steering wheel or a keyboard.

Once you learn how to close your mouth, maybe you can work on those legs.

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forgot to mention Morons.

That awkward moment when people think theyre funny but they are just annoying.

You can hate me all you want, but you don't have the right to talk Bad about me.

It's awfully funny how the ones with the most to say know the least.

Saying something funny and then someone says it louder and gets all the credit.

People become 10x more annoying when you're listening to music and they are talking..

That annoying person who texts you again if you don't reply within 18 seconds.

People who change the channel every single time there's a commercial are more annoying than the commercials.

My favorite kind of coffee is the the kind where no one talks to me while I'm drinking it.

When you see me put my earphones in, it means to stop talking, not to start.

I hate when I’m wearing headphones and someone constantly tries to talk to me.

Be thankful for all the difficult people in your life, for they have shown you exactly who you do not want to be.

Everyone has a friend who doesn’t get the hint when it’s time to go home.

I don't have a problem with those who don't like me. I have the problem with those that pretend they do.

Dont worry about me or what I do. This is my life not yours.

I don't have a problem with idiots. I just have a problem working with them.

Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.     

People push you to your limits, but when you finally explodes and fight back.You're The Mean One..

If I were a bird, you'd be the first person I'd sh*t on.

Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online.

 Annoying person status

While on Facebook, I realized that I don't hate Facebook..I hate people.

Some people's Facebook activity makes me want to defriend them in real life.

 Those annoying people who make Facebook statuses every 10 minutes...

Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page.

 Some people just need to change their status updates to, Needs attention.

The annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate.

It's raining outside. I should go update and alert all my friends on Facebook who don't own a window.

No, I didn't stalk you. It was on my news feed. Get over yourself.

I hate when someone wants to ask me a question, I ask them what it is, then they're like nevermind.

I don't understand people that hate their lives enough to criticize the next person's..but not enough to fix their own.

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.     

It amuses me how some people are always ready to comment on other people's life when they have more problems. Style up. Clean your mess first.

Don’t invite annoying people into your life, and set ground rules for the ones you inherited.

You must be a math problem because you're annoying and difficult. I don't wanna solve your problems for you.