Sarcastic Status To Share On Facebook
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| Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer |
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| you can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out. |
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| I Didn't Mean To Offend You, That Was Just A Bonus. |
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| Honey, your haters are imaginary. No one wants to be you, I promise. |
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| Don't worry about walking a mile in my shoes. Just try a day thinking in my head. |
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| Don't blame people for disappointing you. Blame yourself for expecting too much |
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| If you cheat on someone who is willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself out of true loyalty |
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| If you think someone's post is about you, truth is it probably isn't, but you see yourself in it. Suggestion Don't get upset with the mirror .Fix the reflection |
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| Just so we're all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life |
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| Keep it real or keep your distance. |
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| Nobody is perfect. But you can't keep using that as an excuse to do wrong. |
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| Not everyone likes me but not everyone matters. |
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| Not everything needs to be talked about. |
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| Please cancel my subscription to your issues |
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| The Only people I owe my loyalty to are those who Never made me question theirs. |
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| When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a baseball bat |
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| When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is difficult only for the others. It is the same when you are Stupid. |
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| you can't always control who walks into your life but you can control which window to throw them out. |
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| Just because i post it doesn't mean im going through it.. |
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