Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes

Sarcastic Inspirational Words

Bad experience is a school that only fools keep going to.
-Ezra Taft Benson

Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.
-Stephen Covey

The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
-Charlie Chaplin

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late. -Benjamkin Franlin

The only person you are destined to become is the person you decide to be. 
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you've never met the devil in the road of life, it's because you're both heading in the same direction.

Whatever you are, be a good one. 
-Abraham Lincoln

From the errors of others, a wise man corrects his own. 
-Publilius Syrus

Society is always taken by surprise at any new example of common sense.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way down. 
-Wilson Mizner

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. 
-Abraham Lincoln

Win as if you were used to it, lose as if you enjoyed it for a change. -Ralph Waldo Emerson

I See Humans But No Humanity.

Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
-Baltasar Gracian

It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite. 
-Sam Levenson

A winner listens, a loser just waits until it is their turn to talk. 
-Laozi

We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are. 
-Anais Nin

A wise man can learn more from a foolish question than a fool can learn from a wise answer. 
-Bruce Lee

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. 
-Will Rogers

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. 
-Benjamin Franklin

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. 
-Bill Cosby

You are not stuck where you are unless you decide to be.
-Wayne Dyer

The wise does at once what the fool does at last. 
-Baltasar Gracian

You can't fool all the people all the time. 
-Abraham Lincoln

It is easier to be wise for others than for ourselves. 
-Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Poor people have big TV's. Rich people have big libraries.
-Jim Rohn

Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice.
-Steve Jobs

I never made one of my discoveries through the process of rational thinking.
-Albert Einstein

Great minds have purposes others have wishes. 
-Washington Irving

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. 
-William Shakespeare

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. 
-Albert Einstein

A mind that is stretched by a new experience can never go back to its old dimensions.
-Oliver Wendell Holmes-Jr

We didn't lose the game we just ran out of time. 
-Vince Lombardi

Don't look where you fall, but where you slipped.
-Henry Ward Beecher

If you can't make it good, at least make it look good. 
-Bill Gates

Think like a wise man but communicate in the language of the people.
-William Butler Yeats

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. 
-Oscar Wilde

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do. -Benjamin Franklin

Nothing will work unless you do.
-Maya Angelou

Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
-Oscar Wilde

There is no fool like an educated fool.
-Margaret Atwood