Sarcastic Love Quotes

Sarcastic Love Quotes

The one who loves least controls the relationship.

Love is not blind, it sees more not less But because it sees more it chooses to see less.

Pleasure of love lasts but a moment.Pain of love lasts a lifetime.
-Bette Davis

It is impossible to love and be wise.
-Francis Bacon

Love like a river will cut a new path whenever it meets an obstacle.
-Crystal Middlemas

New love is so beautiful, time just makes it ugly.
-Wale

I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
-Martin Luther King Jr

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then marry him.
-Cher

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-Oscar Wilde

Gravity is not responsible for people falling in love.
-Albert Einstein

Love doesn't die because of distance. It dies because of doubt. 

People must learn to hate and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love.
-Nelson Mandela

When thought is closed in caves, then love will show its roots in deepest hell.
-William Blake 

Reason is powerless in the expression of love.
-Rumi

Love is the power to see similarity in the dissimilar.
-Theodor Adorno

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-Brendan Francis

The more one judges, the less one loves.
-Honore de Balzac

When you trip over love, it is easy to get up. But when you fall in love, it is impossible to stand again.
-Albert Einstein

Being someone’s first love may be great, but to be their last is beyond perfect.

Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.
-Germaine De Stael

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

Love is All the Time. Not when you have to make the time.

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages,
-Friedrich Nietzsche

We are never so defensless against suffering as when we love.
-Sigmund Freud

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-Cecilia Egan

People should fall in love with their eyes closed.
-Andy Warhol

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
-Benjamin Franklin

Anyone who loves in the expectation of being loved in return is wasting their time.
-Paulo Coelho

It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
-Mark Twain

He who wants to do good knocks at the gate: he who loves finds the door open.
-Rabrindranath Tagore

I Hate How Much I Love You.

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.